johnkat | KATERPILLAR

JOHN (JUNE) EGBERT AND KARKAT VANTAS ARE Two characters from the VERY famous Home Stuck webcomic that can be read here. John x karkat was my first homestuck ship and it was the best then and still is the best now. They shoulda been endgame. But alas. I am 10 years late. So whatever. ANYWAY if you dont know John is the leader of the beta human group and Karkat is the leader of the beta troll group. So naturally they have been set up to have A SHIT FUCK LOAD OF thematic parallels. WHICH IS MY FAVOURITE THING EVER AND WHY THIS SHIT IS SO GOOD. ITS BECAUSE THEY'RE LIKE OPPOSITES SOMETIMES AND THE SAME THE OTHERTIMES. Yeah THEY ARE JUST THE CUUUUUUUUTEST <33333333333 dont even play lad.

HERE ARE SOME OF THE JUAN AND KAT PARALLELS AND SIMILARITIES AND DIFFERENCES. Just to put it in perspective. I bestow upon you my beautiful list i made using the ul and li attributes.

john is the leader of the beta kids or while Kar Kat is the leader of the beta trolls
John's classpect is the Heir of Breath while karkat's is the Knight of Blood
Blue/red anyone???? blue/grey anyone??????
john types all lowercase and friendly like this! :) AND KARKAT TYPES ALL SHOUTY AND UPPERCASE AND INSULTY AND RUDE LIKE THIS.
they both share a taste for Terrible Movies. But john likes comedy and karkat likes romance.
The bert man is all jolly and friendly with anyone while karkat is all pissed off and meanly with everyone.
john's birthday is 4/13 while karkat's is 6/12
Uh well obviously john is a human and karkat is a troll. bro. just look at them
they both SUCK AAASSS at programming Its beautiful
Strife specibi: John wields a hammer and karkat wields a sickle. its Communism

shippy stuff here::::

'i am not a homosexual.' NOT TO ME JOHN, NOT TO ME. All you need to do is keep an open mind.

TROPES errr probably sunshine x grumpy. interspecies romance. long distance shit (at least until a6a6). enemies to friends to lovers. In the weird ass reverse chronological buddyclaiming way. Loser x loser

WHAT QUADRANT? well that is a good question. Obviously matesprit i mean cmon. Come on bro. Come on. Who do you take me for??? Boring? Possibly. True? Yes. i dont think john could hate strong and long enough to kismesisize with any body honest ley. And ill give sir kat the opportunity to move past his hatecrush on eggbertha. And karkat has always struggled with finding a kismesis so they could buddy (verb) but in the gay way over that. But i do also think moirail anything is pretty fun. so i accept moirailliegiant john and karakt too. Moirails is a beautiful quadrant no matter whos in it Yeah.

I have very mild or neutral opinions about other john or karkat ships because i already have the best one on my side. But Shout out to spider8reath and karezi thou you guys were peak............. So peak. So insanely pek. I need to keep saying peak so i dont hide any text thats actually saying something lololololol peek peek paeak pekaeopk

Promstuck - "This is a story about love. This is a story about betrayal. Of heterosexuality, Heee Haw, and growing up.

This is a story about prom."

OH THE infamous..... i love promstuck.......

But I'm a Friendleader! - "Your name is John Egbert and you know you are not a homosexual.

Apparently your friends were informed otherwise."

HAHAH this fic is so cute. SPOILER: It is NOT very heterosexual sorry to dissapoint.

The Only Recipe For Lasagna You'll Ever Need - "Choose lasagna as good first meal for boy humans (1) and boy trolls (1) to show you can overcome this cooking thing. Feel impugned when Rose suggests you would both eat popcorn between two slices of bread and call it a day. Advise her you only did that the once."

Bro i was dying laughing reading this oh my god 10/10. short but beuatiful. I love lasagnea

JOHNKAT/JUNEKAT/CHERRYPEPSI/CRABCAKES/COMMUNISM