welcome!!! my name is katz and i'm the webmaster of this site. i am a fifteen y/o girl trying to have fun on the internet.

i've been coding HTML since december 2023. this site is in a constant WIP state: i come and go as i please. i like drawing, i like coding, i like reading, i like music, i like fandoms. i also like things that don't take themselves too seriously. Converse to my online username, i know very little about caterpillars or guns. It's a secret. please don't tell anyone about that.

You lost the game.
watching: breaking bad (s2)
listening: the getaway - rhcp
reading: book about caterpillars
doing: studying....
THE HITLIST
AGGRESSIVELY AROACE. I AM AROMANTIC AND I AM ASEXUAL. I DO NOT FEEL ROMANTIC ATTRACTION. I DO NOT FEEL SEXUAL ATTRACTION EITHER. I DO NOT FEEL ANY OF IT. I AM STRONGLY REPULSED BY BOTH ROMANCE AND SEX, ACTUALLY. UNLESS IT'S WITH ANIME CHARACTERS. BECAUSE THEY AREN'T REAL ENOUGH TO SCARE ME OFF. I HATE THE ROMANCE-CENTRIC WORLD!!!!!!!!!!! HIDE YOUR KIDS, I'LL INFECT THEM. I'LL PUT EVIL IDEAS INTO THEIR BRAINS. EXCEPT THOSE EVIL IDEAS ARE ACTUALLY AWESOME. THEY'RE AWESOME IDEAS. I'M THE MESSIAH OF CELIBACY. OF LIFELONG SINGLEHOOD. OF JOY AND PEACE, FOREVER!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU SHOULD JOIN ME TOO. I AM OF THE STRONG BELIEF THAT VALENTINE'S DAY IS A PLOY INVENTED BY THE CHOCOLATE COMPANIES TO MAKE MORE CHOCOLATE. IF YOU JOIN THE LIGHT SIDE, YOU WILL NEVER DEAL WITH ORDEALS SUCH AS "CHILDREN"? OR MAYBE EVEN "ROMANTIC LOVE"? WHAT DO YOU SAY? DID YOU JUST SAY "THAT'S SAD"??? I'LL TELL YOU WHO'S SAD. AND ITS NOT ME. ITS YOU BECAUSE YOU ONLY MEET SHIT PARTNERS ON THE DATEMARKET WHO GHOST YOU AND STEAL YOUR MONEY. OR IT'S YOU GETTING DITCHED BY YOUR WIFE OF 50 YEARS. TURNS OUT SHE WAS CHEATING ON YOU WITH YOUR LITTLE COUSIN. IF IT SO HAPPENS YOU WANT A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH ME (I HONESTLY COULDN'T IMAGINE IT, BUT IF THIS IS NECESSARY PLEASE DON'T), EITHER FUCK OFF OR NEVER TELL ME EVER. OR BETTER YET. DELETE ALL THE EVIDENCE. MAKE SURE IT NEVER EXISTS, NEVER WILL EXIST AND THAT IT HAS NEVER EXISTED. OK. I WILL DECLINE ANY ADVANCES I GET AND THAT IS A PROMISE.
“Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does. It is up to you to give [life] a meaning.” ― Jean-Paul Sartre (who i larp)
likes ✦

neon pink, checkerboards, wordplay, yaoi, yuri, fun, caterpillars, going outside, puzzle games

dislikes ✦

wasting time, internet discourse, bigots, heights, people who judge others for literally no reason do you even have a life

fascinations ✦

performance art, contemporary art (hm: my bed), the indie web, public transit, the sydney light rail, maximalism, existentialism, characters with worse lives than me, unreliable narrators

want to learn (hmu) ✦

art movements, architecture, physics, javascript, 3d modelling (specifically shaders and lighting), chemistry, philosophy

books ✦

classics, scifi, fiction, all quiet on the western front, catcher in the rye, house of leaves, homestuck

music ✦

(classic, alternative) rock, pop, red hot chilli peppers, queens of the stone age, aerosmith

misc ✦

agnostic atheist, existentialist, reverse:1999 fan, heritage speaker (#whitewashed), believer of free will

fanlistings

nirvana fanlisting madoke magica fanlisting RHCP fanlisting kyouko fanlisting L fanlisting angst fanlisting ao3 fanlisting neon fanlisting drive fanlisting coming undone fanlisting closer fanlisting filwag fanlisting drawing fanlisting
HI FRANKIEEPY!
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⇐ YURI WEBRING ⇒
FYI: I am accepting recommendations on what to watch/read at all times. Either send me a DM (if you know me), or drop a comment on my Neocities profile.
to be watched/read so i don't forget:
  • demon slayer
  • yellowjackets
  • chainsmoker cat
  • the big bang theory
  • ficciones by jlb
Hello
My name is
katerpillar
I am
all of the above, amoeba, angel, aromantic, asexual, confused, creative, curious, dreamer, dunno yet, etc., everything, extrovert, feminist, free, girl, glittery, happy, hypo-sexual, indecisive, interested, kid, LGBTQIA, loving, Ms., ma'am, me, miss, NEVER!, NO!, not sure of others, oblivious, open, platonic, simple, student, undeclared, undefined, unspecified, wannabe, whatever, who cares
Who are you?

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( embrace your inner adler hofmann )
QUOTES from You:

“man errs, as long as he strives”

“I LIKE LICKING FUNGAL INFECTEED FEET”

“Died during band practice and reincarnated as a heavenly bass; my basslines will overthrow the heavenly lords!”

“piss is stored in the balls”

“It's savage, orderless. There's not even an automatic toilet. I don't want to be here, and this place doesn't need me. Why should I be here?”

“All you want is to leave me, and I'm NOT going to let that happen.”

“there are two types of people. those that can finish sentences,

“Love is a beautiful kind of fear.”

“My butt itches and I cant scratch it”

“everyone should listen to katerpillar”

“put away the crack before the crack puts you away”

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05/10/2026 - holy shit its been so long. wrapped and fanart pages linked. new index is UP and running. aaaaaahhhhhhhh
31/05/2026 - calliope!! callie! new shrine!!!!
17/05/2026 - All changes today: cinema page, added more gallery items, linked homestuck shipping page in directory
sometime/04/2026 - Oh yeah, a new shrine appeared a few days ago but i forgot to write it an update
15/04/2026 - FRIENDS!!!!!!!!
09/04/2026 - AFTER 3 MONTHS, THERE IS A NEW SHRINE ON THE PAGE!!! VIEW!! SEE!! GANDER!!
19/01/2026 - Media log!!!!!!!!!!! that i havent added styling to yet!!!!!
09/01/2026 - AQOTWF shrine that isnt really impressive but you should read it anyway cus i love that book
04/01/2026 - First 2026 update! the music page is here! Idk how to add it to the navbar without it beign ugly so ill just let it be ugly sorry
10/12/2025 - There's a caterpillar on the website now! Check the directory!
17/11/2025 - GALLERY REDO i used a template and now its filterable and so cool!!!! yay!
26/10/2025 - Reverse 1999. Page. Its done. Go to the. Games Page. You know you want to.
25/10/2025 - Workin on a reverse:1999 page
11/10/2025 - Games home page is up. Its a My Game Stats page instead of You Play Games because i cant code javascript. now ive gotta make pages for the game page. this sucks
15/10/2025 - Books page. books books books.
11/10/2025 - Games home page is up. Its a My Game Stats page instead of You Play Games because i cant code javascript. now ive gotta make pages for the game page. this sucks
5/10/2025 - Yay the shrine is done! enigma ulrich reverse 1999. I want to make more for reverse 1999 characters. Also i shoud probably make a history page for the song of the time
3/10/2025 - Restructured the gallery so theres no more awkward white spaces. Also i added a few more pieces. also i am working on yet another shrine.
15/09/2025 - Redirected the blog thing to my new shiny microblog. the long form one can be found through the directory or from the micrblog page. Thank u king
13/09/2025 - aroace shrine is up :D find it in the shrines!!!!
04/09/2025 - NEW ABOUT ME IS UUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP!!!! CHECK IT OUT I WORKED REALLY HARD ON IT LOL.
25/08/2025 - Added blog button. ill never use it but its cool. Also i'm working on a new homepage and im like halfway done so thats pretty cool
15/08/2025 - Added more stuff to homepage. This website needs more stuff about Me. and what I want to put on it
06/08/2025 - This homepage is really sloppily coded. Just inspect and see. also i've added some stuff to it did you notice
02/08/2025 - Im thinknig. this site needs more cool things. Maybe some autoplay music. and some custom cursors if i can work that out with javascript. And mauybe some buttons with sonud effects.
28/07/2025 - New shrine uppp pin coiny battle for dream island
27/07/2025 - Minor update but now the links on the characters page link to their toyhouse profiles. Also my shrine is like 90% done
11/07/2025 - it's been a while. I have added new arts to the gallery and made it look less ugly. working on a new shrine too
20/04/2025 - working on a revamp for the about page. (edit - gave up) Gallery is not coded well but you can check it
14/04/2025 - Roblox page is up. access it through the directory
12/04/2025 - Okay shrine page home is up. now i have to make stuff for my website. why
08/04/2025 - Infinite page ideas no page layout ideas
05/04/2025 - Want to make pages for the games I Play but i have HOMEWORK
04/04/2025 - Lucy shrine published. I need to make a shrine homepage
24/03/2025 - development on Shrines
09/03/2025 - character hub page published. Need to make stuff for individual characters
08/03/2025 - development on character pages started.. may make shrines page
16/02/2025 - bro i lost motivation see you guys in 2 weeeks
03/02/2025 - Colors when highlighting stuff becomes pink and should be on all. Pages Also im making pages for game stats. I want to experiment with different web stylees
something/2025 - about me page finished. I didn't test if it was mobile compatible oops. I want to make a dress up game so i have to learn JS hml
10/01/2025 - back from overseas, i can code again (also realised the about page is ugly, may remake)
14/12/2024 - 404 page finished, directory created
13/12/2024 - About the Website finished
12/12/2024 - Update log created, home page finished
lucy reverse:1999
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