johnkat (john <3 karkat):

awwwwwww awwwwwwww look at them JOHNKAT IS THE HOMESHIP OF ALL STUCK. buddy you CANNOT model the 2 characters after each other and expect me to not ship them. buddy. they're my favourites forever and ever i love the grumpy x sunshine esque dynamic its so funny. karkat is a fake ass hater and they were never meant to be kismeses. it was ALWAYS gonna be red lets be real. anyway i've talked about them more extensively before, its here

daverezi (dave <3 terezi):

H3Y COOLK1D! god i love daverezi they're so cool but in different cool ways. and they're so funny. like they were funny individually but get funnier together. that's pure union. thats true. that's beautiful.

callieroxy (calliope <3 roxy):

if you dislike callieroxy you are actually evil theres nothing that can save you. cmon bro. you're telling me you dont want to see roxy's arc end with her online besty boo? you dont want to see the cute little green cherub learn human romance? ok then. you're lying and/or you're satan

idc what any of you guys say. this scene was an offscreen kiss. they kept it ambiguous because they're scared. scared of success. scared of true love.

les8ifins (meenah <3 aranea)

SOSOSOSOSO CUTE. I MOURN WHAT THEY COULA BEEN. THEY WERE SO CUTE. AND THEN STUPID SHIT HAPPENED. WHY. sigh. i wouldve given you guys a beautiful endgame story. with no kiddies in sight. this time meenah will pick the right serket.

davejade (dave <3 jade):

i dont even know WHY i like them particularly. but i do. davejade is so peak and they should've gotten more screentime. the fanart and animations are always so good its like if you like davejade they put u on some of the art crack. its tha cool one and tha nice one

catdogcrow (davepetasprite <3 jade):

uughhh davesprite makes me so sad. and davepeta makes me so happy. davesprite im happy you have become happier after the catgirl infusion. i think jadedavepeta is really cute cus its like they can all bond over being part animal. and also because its part davejade and part jadepeta. it takes peak from everything and puts it on its plate. also we got a canonical kiss so yaknow free food ill take it

cottoncandy (jane <3 roxy):

so so cute!!!! beautiful colour scheme. rolal is always there for her bestie janey :B . and tha contrast in personalities is pretty fun.

rosemary (kanaya <3 rose)

GOTH (?) YURI. im so happy bro they got married in the creditss YAYAYAYAYA. i might be boring but i dont care

i love how they're both so wordy but rose is the master of wordplay & satire while kanaya is like speech oblivious its rlly cute

spider8reath (john <> vriska):

the 2nd best john ship and for good reason. i'm still debating whether moirails are the right quadrant? cause i do like matesprit johnvris.

i thought it was really cute how john started duplicaaaaaaaated his vowels under vriska's influence in act 5

meowrails (equius <> nepeta)

a classic! *THE* staple moirail couple. they are just so cute!!!! meowrails foreva <>>>>

snowslick (snowman <3< spades slick)

*THE* kismesis poster child. concerningly toxic? yes. did she rip off his arm? yes. did she gouge out his eye? yes. did he kill her? also yes. BUT AURAFARMING?????? HELL THE FUCK YEEAAHH. and that's all that matters

jadekat??i guess? (karkat o8< jade o8< karkat)

im fucking crine dawg. this panel was so funny. jade's having the WORST time ever with karkat's past/future self-hatred maxxing. it was so funny i just had to put it here. jade acting as karkat's auspistice to himself im 💀💀💀🤞🤞🤞😭😭 IM DEAD

who even cares anymore (vriska ?? john ?? karkat ?? terezi ?? dave):

i made this up one day because its fucking funny. i think this would be some kind of layer of hell i dont know what though. also consider: the same exact thing but they're all girls

UHHH OK let me think of quadrants........vriska <> or <3 john, vriska ??? karkat, vriska <3 or <> or <3< terezi (all of them sound viable LOL), vriska ?????????? dave, john <3 karkat, john <3< terezi, john <> dave, karkat <3 terezi, karkat <3< dave, terezi <3 dave

jesus christ that is way too many internal dynamics

scourge sisters (vriska ?? terezi):

vrisrezi is one of those dynamics that supercedes all dynamics to ever romance ever. they're all of them. they're every quadrant. no acutally. they're better than every quadrant. AND THEY'RE DOOMED IN BOTH RETCON AND GAME OVER TIMELINES. NOW THATS WHAT I CALL PEAK. I LOVE DOOMED YURI.

i love vrisrezi bruh. i think its rlly funny cus i only started REALLY liking them around a6a6. in a5 i was like uhh ok whatever thisis mid. but ive been converted. with the power of yuri!

dirkuu (dirk ?? caliborn)

its like the ragebait centurial up in here. their dynamic is just so funny. genuinely undefinable. this ship pisses on and defiles every single quadrant and relationship system ever concieved. oh and also. read house of dirk

davekarezi (karkat <3< dave <3 terezi)

a beautiful tiktok convinced me of this ship. i always think davekat is better pre-retcon where dave just pisses karkat off a lot and steals his girl. i really liked karezi after the thing about the m0m3nt. not so much on the meteor trip. and i've already said what i think of daverezi up there.

dave <3< karkat, dave <3 terezi, terezi <3 karkat, dave o8< terezi o8< karkat