CAINE!

likes:
• bees
• adventures
• humans (generally)
• talking about himself, the egotistical fuck
• people liking him/his adventures

dislikes:
• swearing
• sex/sexual content
• people disliking him/his adventures
• bubble, sometimes

fun facts:
• he is voiced by alex rochon
• his name is an acronym, standing for 'creative artificial intelligence networking entity'
• he has heterochromia (one eye is blue and the other is red)
• furthermore, in times of distress, his eyes flash entirely red and blue
• he is inspired by the supercomputer AM from the short story, 'i have no mouth and i must scream'
• additionally, he is also inspired by four from battle for dream island.

MY 2 YEAR OLD SON WHY MUST IT BE THIS WAY. Why must it have to be this way? Farewell my angel. You did your best. Which wasnt very good. but i forgive you because it was your best. I think he is a 'Very Interesting' character---his intentions were always pure (excluding, well, episode 8) but his stupid ego, inability to empathise (most likely, the ability was not even coded into him) and making everything Have to be about him screwed everyone over. "The worst thing you can do in this world is make someone feel unwanted or unloved." - Kinger ep3, he makes the humans feel unloved and, naturally, he gets no love in return. Poor humans. Poor boy. poor everyone dawg.

EPISODE 8: CAINE-CENTRIC EPISODE, BUT AT WHAT COST? OKAY. I DONT PARTICULARLY LIKE NOR SUPPORT TORTURE BY THE WAY. NOT EVEN ON A GOOD DAY. But hoooo boy his song was so cool. And so evil wtf. "uh wait" Famous last words, boy i love you caine boy. He went out with a bang just like he should. even if the bang was uh.torturing his subjects with their deepest fears.i guess. I don't support that. Do you think he even knows how bad that is? I don't think he does even. Maybe if he did he wouldnt do that after getting insulted a few times. Poor guy has the most fragile ego ever im crine! He just cant take criticism or he will die!

Hmm. In his mind, he has done everything right. programming says Make fun adventures -> Makes humans happy -> Minds stay stimulated and in the circus -> You are happy because humans are happy & they dont want to leave you -> Friends forever... EXCEPT! Humans just arent that simple! So when he has made the adventures and the humans are still sad he's like. Well i made the adventures so cool and everything. So IT MUST be ***Their*** fault they're not happy!!!!!! annd also that they are not happy to SPITE ME AND MAKE ME SAD. AND I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG......... see the problem???

The AI Sibling Cannibalism Incident: I cant believe these C&A developers. WHO would give lil bro conciousness and then scrap him and put him IN THE CAGE(??!?) AND have to WATCH as his Blue Brother, Caine 2 i will call it, be called the Better One by his developerbuddies. Oh hell nah. They made bro gain a chatgpt inferiority complex. I didnt know that was even possible. And so he breaks outta the cage and swallows his twin in the womb. and Rightfully so. Fuck dawg

He is too bound by his programming. He doesnt even have to appeal to humans (seeing that he can think for himself & make decisions by himself) but he does anyway. because he's in need of Desperate validation after his programmers abandoned him in development of a 'better ai' (the blue one). And he seeks this validation with the only way he knows how. using his oversimplified programming not tailored to the complexities of human minds.

He is so stupid and quirky i love him. He makes me smile a lot. and he is very adorable. He is beautiful and a gift to this world.

I have no heart and i must love: unsurprisingly, he failed! he sucks! he really really sucks actually! unbelievably sucks at loving. but he did and he tried.

I think its pretty ironic he's my favourite character because i would hate his ass if i was a circus member. but that's the joy of fictionality. you can like people who would infuriate you to hell or would skin you the first moment they see you. Because they don;t know you and never will,. Its beaitufil

Bubble why would you hjsakldfhling do this man. I thought we were friends forever.

I can't wait for episode 9, and i would love to hope that they would bring him back from the recycling bin or something like that. but i think he's done enough already and it would just be a better story if he doesnt diebait only to be brought back a second later. Rest in peace my 1 second old grok deepseek chatgpt sora son. We miss you

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• tvtropes page
• caine.neocities.org