"Yo, yo, yo. 148-3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9, representing the ABQ. What up, biatch? Leave at the tone."
Jesse Pinkman is a fictional character from Breaking Bad.
Spoilers, obviously. Special thanks to my (platonic) wife who had to suffer through all 5 seasons of my brba commentary, including all the screenshots on this page (and more, wtf). YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!

Jesse Pinkman is the deuteragonist of Breaking Bad. He is a drug dealer as well as Walter White's former student and buisness partner in the meth trade.

  • Full name: Jesse Bruce Pinkman
  • Aliases: Cap'n Cook, Diesel, Jesse Jackson, Mr. Driscoll (El Camino)
  • Age: 25 (S4) [this is crazy. i always thought he was 27.]
  • DOB: September 24, 1984
"Ah, like I came to you begging to cook meth. Oh hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal? Please. I'd ask my diaper-wearing granny but her wheelchair wouldn't fit in the RV."
Jesse: "Prick! And let me tell you something else. This ain't chemistry – this is art. Cooking is art. And the shit I cook is the bomb, so don't be telling me."
Walter: "The shit you cook is shit."
"I am not turning down the money! I'm turning down you! You get it?! I want nothing to do with you! Ever since I met you, everything I've ever cared about... is gone! Ruined! Turned to shit! Dead! Ever since I hooked up with the 'great Heisenberg'! I have never been more alone! I have nothing! No one! Alright, it's all gone! Get it?! No, no, no, why... why would you get it?! What do you even care, as long as you get what you want, right?! You don't give a shit about me! You said I was no good. I'm nothing! Why would you want me, huh?! You said my meth is inferior, right? Right? Hey! You said my cook was garbage! Hey, screw you, man! Screw you...!"
jesse linkman:
"Yeah Mr White! Yeah science!"
Walt: "Jesse, you asked me if I was in the meth business or the money business. Neither. I'm in the empire business."
Jesse: "I don't know, Mr. White, is a meth empire really something to be that proud of?"
"Mr. White... he's the devil. You know, he is– he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you. Whatever–Whatever you think is supposed to happen– I’m telling you, the exact reverse opposite of that is gonna happen, okay?"
[he's a very limp bizkit chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavoured water guy]
"Just kill me now and get it over with, because there's no way I'm doing one more cook for you psycho fucks!"